Day 12 being a vegan

Oh my GOD all I want is Cheese. I had an apple and a banana for breakfast and then pooed RIGHT afterwards so things are REALLY moving down there. I feel remarkably thin, but I am so sick of all the vegan food. I cant even bring myself to eat the ‘not bacon’ that I have in the fridge because I know it will just taste the same as everything else vegan. They say meat clogs up your system. Well you know what should clog up your system? Eating food that all tastes like my own arm.

At lunchtimes now, I sit alone and stare at the chair where Dario used to be. I had veggies on cous cous again today (very small side salad size) but it wasn’t the same without Dario’s sighs of frustration. I went to Boots afterwards to weigh myself for 30p and was 63.5 kgs. I don’t think this can be right as I feel MUCH thinner but maybe I should have weighed myself before lunch.

After work people were having work drinks but I had promised Jake I would come to Oxford straight after work. So I took the bus up there and it got stuck in traffic and I had to sit in it for two hours, on a Friday night, SOBER. I said as much to the person sitting next to me and they just looked disapproving. What is THAT about? Alcohol jokes are universal. Stupid Christian.

Anyway it took me so long to get to Oxford that Jake had had 5 pints by the time I got there, and it was the MOST annoying he’s been in AGES. Like his eyes were half closed and he was really relaxed and I was VERY tense having been in traffic for hours and I was like ‘oh, so anyway today I had this file..’ and he was like ‘a what a pile?’ and I was like ‘no a file’ and he was like ‘oh well I need a fag I’ll be outside’ and I’d sit there for a while on my own then he would come back and say ‘what were you saying?’ and I was like well ‘I quite like this wine’ and he would go ‘what do you like? Pine?’ and I would go ‘do you DRINK WITH YOUR EARS?’ and then he would be like ‘oh I need a fag I'll be outside’ and so on. He actually had reached new levels of annoyingness but at least when he is outside smoking he is away from me.

Anyway I took him for a hamburger to a place called Ha Ha’s and I ordered the bean burger and thick cut chips and Jake had a massive double cheeseburger and skinny chips. I was so jealous of his cheeseburger but also hoping it would sober him up. It did NOT apparently do so, so we went home and I was very smug the next morning as he was hung-over and I was not.